LOOK MA, NO HANDS !

I'M GLAD I HAVE A DICK...
... 'cause I'm typing with it. I was doing an image search
the other day for "malfunctional reglet joint",
when I suddenly fell away from the computer and into
the electric cheese grater I just bought.
talk about fucked up.
I guess that item's going to the return desk...
... all kidding aside, I've been down sick for a few days, and trying to keep up at work. I'm posting this from the future, through the magic of blogger, so it looks like I posted today. yup.

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INFANTICIDE

IT'S A REAL WORD
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FRANKS AND BEANS !

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